Prophet Copernicus Bustle greets you, comrades.

Today we bring another sheep into the fold, one by the name of Jenna Groth. She claims to be faithful to other religions, but as Prophet of Almond Joy Jesus, I believe that her heart is truly with Heaven's Divine Spice-rack and the Immaculate Chinchilla. I greet her warmly into our community.

As another note, if any member wants to know this xanga's password, just ask Sister Spwearth or I, and surely we can tell you. Yes, that means you, Stella.

~Copernicus Bustle, Prophet of Almond Joy Jesus, Keeper of the Sacred Pinecones, and Composer of the Immaculate Hymns~

Prophet Copernicus Bustle greets you, brethren, bearing grave news.

It is as I feared. The land we call Kingdom of Loathing is indeed to be loathed. After nearly three months of attempting to gain members in said kingdom, there are no new members.

There is no further use of me in the Kingdom, and I have sworn not to cross into its borders ever again. It is a land full of heathens. The heretics shall burn!!!

Um, yeah. Feel the joy of Almond Joy Jesus!

Mr.Spwearth speaking.

A simple reminder to stay on the one true path...the road that will lead you to enlightenment...the interstate of our Lady, the Immaculate Mary Chinchilla.

And though we may be small in numbers compared to such heathenistic organizations as Waffley, remember, just because everyone is doing it doesn't mean that it is the right thing to do.

We are so totally a million times cooler.

The Prophet Bustle Copernicus greets you, my friends.

I have news for ye. I have initiated a clan in Kingdom of Loathing for our cause. The Kingdom is a perilous, treacherous place, but I am willing to brave its waters in order to further our cause.

If any of you still play that game, it would be a great help to join and contribute some of your meat to the clan, in order to keep our church safe. I have taken on a great burden for our cause; it takes much meat to keep the clan alive, but remember it is all for the sake of the unbelieving innocent fools in the Kingdom. Thank you.

Dear brothers and sisters, we gather here today in the reflection of our lost comrads who the Lintristic Polar Anitchrist has led over to the bad side...the side where there shall be no divine order of heaven's spice rack, and where not a single speck shines with the light of the chinchilla's love.

I of course speak of the so called "divine" order of Waffely. However, there is hope yet. Our comrads have just been mislead...if you can guide them, then do so.

You can start by joing our blogring.

~Sister Spwearth~